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Thu, Nov. 5th, 2009, 01:24 pm
un-fucking-believable!!


some people are just so un-fucking-believable, and i don't mean that in the "you totally rock the planet!!!" way.

my next door neighbor's daughter (i guess she's late 20's- she and her family moved back here from Texas and are staying next door until they get their own place. came over this morning and started to make a complaint about my dog barking. i own a town home so you can imagine how close together the yards and houses are. my dog barks when anyone comes around that he doesn't know. if someone goes into the yard next door and he doesn't know them, he barks... and barks... and barks. dogs bark, ladies and gentlemen- it's their nature. as canines, barking comes with the territory.

anyway, all the barking was grating on my nerves so i was about to bring him in regardless of her feelings. i can't get any work done when he gets all riled up like that. i told her i was planning to bring him in and just as i was closing the door she says, "it's SO fucked up that you trained your dog that way." of course i had to ask, "what way would that be?"

and here is the punchline- get ready for it:

"it's SO fucked up that you would train your dog to be prejudice against Mexicans."

and yes, she was totally serious. needless to say, i fucking lost it. i haven't laughed that hard and long in a while. goodness, can you imagine? this chic actually thinks i took time out of my days to train my dog to only bark at a very specific group of people. un-fucking-believable!! 

she isn't Mexican- my dog barks at her. her parents and brother aren't Mexican- my dog barks at them. my dog barks at anyone he doesn't know. dogs bark and the only prejudice they have is against people they don't know... or don't like (ha!).

she's been giving me shit like this since she moved back here. i wonder what she'll come up with next...

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